I just finished a 15 hour shift.

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12/13/2018 at 23:14 • Filed to: None

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I’m a little loopy. How loopy? I just ordered a steak at Denny’s.

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Pl us I get to wake up at 4 am to drive back to the office. But at least I have a way-too-big hotel room waiting for me. Which bed should I sleep in, the left or the right?


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > fhrblig
12/13/2018 at 23:21

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Better than powdered eggs, but I probably would’ve gone for chocolate chip pancakes myself.

I go with bed farthest from the window because if it has a through wall a/c  its probably moldy and gross.


Kinja'd!!! NKato > fhrblig
12/13/2018 at 23:21

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 sleep in both. Push the beds together. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > fhrblig
12/13/2018 at 23:22

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“ steak”

Whichever bed is closest to the window is my rule. 


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > fhrblig
12/13/2018 at 23:27

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I was about to mock you, and then I remembered the time I ordered a steak at Waffle House.

Wash it down with one of their milkshakes, and it’s all good.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > smobgirl
12/13/2018 at 23:30

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That’s probably a good idea. Plus I'm old and it's closer the the bathroom.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Chariotoflove
12/13/2018 at 23:32

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This steak is shockingly good. I should add that this is a brand new Denny's that has to be the nicest I've ever been to.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > NKato
12/13/2018 at 23:32

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There’s so many pillows that I can build a fort!


Kinja'd!!! PyramidHat > fhrblig
12/13/2018 at 23:34

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Good god, man!  Denny’s?  There isn’t a Sizzler around?  


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > fhrblig
12/13/2018 at 23:35

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Dude. Sleep already.

I would want to straight up murder someone if I were in this same situation a second day.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > fhrblig
12/13/2018 at 23:38

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I love Denny’s. It’s my family’s go-to restaurant on the road.  Enjoy!


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
12/13/2018 at 23:56

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Mmmmmm hotel rooms. Good times, good times.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > PyramidHat
12/14/2018 at 00:10

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Denny’s won since it met my strict criteria of being within a block of my hotel.

I’m in Grand Junction, which never had a Sizzler but did have a Western Sizzlin when we lived here in the 80s. I miss them too.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
12/14/2018 at 00:12

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I will go just about anywhere if it means I get to stay in a hotel. I'm easily amused.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > fhrblig
12/14/2018 at 00:17

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I always sleep in the bed further from the window as it’s a bit quieter and the heat/ac doesn’t blow directly on you.

And yes who needs 6 god damn pillows per bed. This ain’t a coed pillow fight film shot.


Kinja'd!!! winterlegacy, here 'till the end > fhrblig
12/14/2018 at 00:23

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Denny’s steaks aren’t too bad. It could be a lot worse.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig
12/14/2018 at 00:31

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Even cheap hotels are fun


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > smobgirl
12/14/2018 at 00:32

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This. I take the position that ordering anything that isn’t pancakes at Denny’s is probably a mistake. And when there are chocolate chip pancakes on a menu, always order those.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > fhrblig
12/14/2018 at 01:07

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Push the beds together for a mega bed.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > fhrblig
12/14/2018 at 01:16

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I’ve been in hotels for somewhere around 40 weeks this year. I’m tired of hotels.


Kinja'd!!! Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > NKato
12/14/2018 at 07:32

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Dear God. DON’T DO THAT! You don’t want to see what is under the bed you move. I promise.